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This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I think you’re all overreacting, in the scope of images in advertising this is really -OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Took me so long to get, but eeeewwwwwwww oh my god what the fuck
I’ll admit this took me forever and then I realised how she was sat (or should I say WHAT she was sat on). OMG…UNCLEAN!UNCLEAN!
LMAO THIS CANNOT BE A REAL AD, CAN IT? I MEAN WHAT EVEN
At first I was like what what is it because the ocean is dry and the lubricant can create the wetness of an ocean or — and then I read the comments and was like no it must be something more serio— HOW IS SHE ALIVE
is it bad when i saw this my first thought was “oh it’s for lubricant? won’t she slip off the wall into the ocean then?”
My first thought: whut? …oh. …how much pain is she in?!
My outdoor birthday party was cancelled on account of Lightning.
The sound that just came out of my mouth…
this just happened to be me.. two minutes ago.
I love you.
oh, wait. You’re people I /know/ you.
or I followed you first.
…does it still count?
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
/My/ planet? I own a planet? Or are you talking about Earth?
….well, Sealand. :3